Resumo de Two Jokes Always Different Every Day - UN MOMENTO DE ENTRETENIMIENTO

AFTER READING MUCH, TO CULTIVATE THEMSELVES AND TO KNOW HOW MAS NEVER CAI BAD TO MAKE LAUGH AND PASS A GOOD MOMENT SO I HAVE CREATED THIS NEW SECTION TWO DAILY JOKES TO FOLLOW OR FINALISAR TO READ OUR SIPNOSIS, SUMMARIES, ANALYSIS OR YOU CRITICIZE IN ITS PAGE SHVOONG: Classification: Marriages Ill Husband a woman accompanies to her husband the consultation by the doctor. After its control, the medical flame to the solo woman to its office, and says to him: Your husband has a very serious disease, combined with a tremendous stress. If nonbeams the following thing, without a doubt dies: a. - Each morning, prepárale a healthful breakfast. b. - I know amiable and asegúrate of which it is always of the good humor. c. - Prepárale something to eat that it feeds to him well, and that can take to the work. d. - When it returns later to house, a special supper. e. - You do not oppress to him with tasks, since this would increase its stress. f. - You do not speak of your problems nor you discuss with him, will only aggravate its stress. g. - It tries that underclothes relax by the nights, using sexy and giving many massages him. h. - Anímale that it sees something of sports in the television. i. - Not it regañes when one goes away of farra with his friends. ?If you can do this during next the 10-12 months, I believe that your husband will recover his health completely.? From way to house, the husband asks the woman: ?And? What the doctor said to you? She answers to him: ?? You are going away to die! ........ Classification: Policy the parish priest was retiring after 25 years in charge of the parish and the feligreses decided to offer a supper of goodbye in their honor. It was chosen to a local political outstanding, member of the parish, to give a small speech during the supper. But he was delayed and the priest decided then to say brief words while they waited for the politician. ?I obtained my first impression on this parish in the first confession that I had to listen. I thought that it had been destined to a terrible place. The first person who entered my confesionario said me that she had robbed a television set and that, to the being stopped by the police, almost had killed the official. She had robbed money to his parents, removed merchandise of his site of work, had had a romance with the wife of his head and took narcotics. I was overwhelmed? But as they spent the days, I realized that the people of this parish were not nothing thus and that certainly had come to a full community of good and amiable people??. Just when the priest finished his words, the politician entered the hall, apologizing by tardanza. Immediately its presentation began and the speech in honor of the salient parish priest. ?I will never forget the first day that the Father arrived at our parish?, the politician said. ?In fact, I had the honor of being first in confessing to me to him?

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