Resumo de Tragic Comedy

WARNING
This story contains strong language and potentially distressing scenes.

Do not continue to read past this point if you are easily offended !
(That's just about excluded every Movine.)

This is a story of two misguided Muslims and their struggle to bring peace to the fair planet Earth.

It is a fiction. No similarity to any individual is implied or intended.
If you are still reading, and find that by the end, you aren't laughing, then don't complain to me - I don't want to hear it - You have been warned that you may find this distasteful.

Those who do take the time to read, should be encouraged to read it at least once more. It may well read a different way to you each time you read it.

Let me introduce myself.
I am Mee. I am a timeless spirit of Truth, Justice and Protection.
Some have called me an Angel, some think me to be an alien.
Alien, Angel, Athiest, Agnostic - A label is academic.

I'm here to guide you through the story as I saw it. My tenses are a little mixed, but that's what one get's for being a timeless being.
Human dimensionality is a little limiting at times.
You may well need to read some passages more than once trying to keep in your mind where everyone is. I found it very difficult to describe one of the moments I saw happening.

A duty I have and my duty, I do and something of myself, I can tell you is true.

I'm not quite what you think I am. But I promise you, this is not a scam.
I see things others do not. I can travel the world without leaving my cot.
I can cause an effect without lifting a finger and though not in the room, my presence may linger.
And if you talk with me, it's clear to see, I sign my name, simply Mee.

A truth has been told it is clear and bold.
So I offer proof of my ages old.
I differ not from day to day. My truths as told are here to stay.
Newton, an apple. Archimedes a bath. With Mee it is ridicule to show you the path.
Within my words lies much mystique,
But not evil nor hatred, make no mistake.
I know an old fart by the name of Descartes.
who is part of this Universe as we too, are part.
He proves above naught by virtue of thought.
That you are, through-and-though. And that's true of Mee, too.
We're here together and it's not very clever,
to drive each other to the ends of our tether.
Do you think we are dense to fall for your claim
that you take offense and a reason to mame,
for a simple cartoon which causes no harm.
While your threats and your bombs cause fear and alarm.
You destroy and you kill without reason or gain.
A bomb on a bus, in the tube, or a train.
Where were the Muslims in the wake of attacks ?
Their cries of protest, non-existent or lax.
When the planes hit the buildings did you make a sound ?
And the bomb on a bus, or the one underground ?
When these horrors occur in the name of Islam,
You smile to yourselves, but you don't give a damn.
Yet when some one with humour produces cartoons.
You get crazed and demented and behave like goons !
There is nothing wrong with making a joke,
About Allah, Mohammed or any other bloke.
Do you think it would cause our Earth to be shook.
If we refuted the stories of your Holy book ?
An alterative theory which can't be denied.
Is that your guy, Mohammed,
Raped, murdered and lied.
He took a young child to his marital bed.
She was too young to enter so he thighed her instead.
Islam is full of horrific acts and they're ignored and excused in spite of the facts.
You claim that my arguments are rude and uncooth,
yet you cannot deny they are provably, truth.
Your public examples of self exposure
are leading your cult to well deserved closure.
It's happening here, and it's also out there.
But to turn from Mohammed, you would not dare.
Many will claim that my brain is "mis-wired".
Some know the truth. Mee is Divinely inspired.

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