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A Sardar & his wife filed an application for
> > Divorce. Judge asked: How'll
> > U
> > divide, U"VE 3 children? Sardar replied: Ok! We'll
> > apply NEXT
> > YEAR
> >
> > Sardar's wish: when i die, i wana die like my
> > grandpa who died peacefully
> > in
> > his sleep not screaming like all d passengers in d
> > bus he
> > was driving..
> >
> > A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after
> > every 10 sec a woman
> > gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up- We must
> > find & stop her!.
> >
> > A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes
> > walking at evening not in
> > the
> > morning. Sardarji replied ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM
> > not AM''.
> >
> > Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. The
> > Chinese friend just
> > says
> > "CHIN YU YAN" and dies. Sardarji goes 2 china 2 find
> > meaning of friends
> > last
> > words. It is 'U R STANDNG ON the OXGN TUBE!"
> >
> > Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with
> > his eyes closed. His
> > wife
> > asked what you are doing. He said-I am seeing how I
> > look while
> > sleeping.
> >
> > Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before
> > taking it? Guess
> > what...---To avoid side effect!!!
> >
> > Man: Sardarji where were u born? Sardarji: Punjab.
> > Man: Which part?
> > Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body
> > is born in punjab".
> >
> > IN COURT during a case: Lawyer to Sardar: Gita pe
> > haath rakhkar kaho ke
> > ..... Sardar: yeh kya, Sita pe haath lagaya to court
> > me bulaiya. ab kehte
> > ho gita pe haath rakho.....
> >
> > Sardar: For the past one week a girl is disturbing
> > me. I don't know how
> > she
> > got my no, She interrupts whenever I call someone
> > and says "please
> > recharge
> > your card"
> >
> > A person went into the office kitchen one morning
> > and found Mrs Sardar
> > painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat
> > and a nice denim
> > jacket.
> > Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her
> > why she was wearing them
> > rather than old clothes or an overall. She showed
> > him the instructions on
> > the tin, "For best results put on two coats"
> >
> > A sardar was drawing money from ATM, The sardar
> > behind him in the line
> > said,
> > "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4
> > asterisks (****). The
> > first sardar replies, Ha! Ha! Haaa! U r wrong, Its
> > 1258.
> >
> > Q:) How do u recognize a sardar in school or
> > college???
> >
> > A:) They are the ones who erase their notebooks
> > when the teacher erases
> > the
> > blackboard...
> > BOLO tarara!!
> >
> > Q:) Why did the sardarji sleep with a scale?
> >
> > A:) Because he wanted to measure how much he has
> > slept........
> >
> > Santa Singh MBBS. After finishing his MBBS, Dr.
> > Santa Singh starts his own
> > practice. He checked his first patient's Eyes, then
> > the Tongue, and
> > finally the Ears using a torch. Finally he said
> > Battery is Ok !!!

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