One-two-three
(The Jokesmith)
Preparing for the most important presentation of his life, a sales rep went to his psychiatrist and asked for help. "I''ll implant a hypnotic suggestion in your mind," said the psychiatrist. "Just say ''one-two-three'', and you''ll give the most brilliant presentation of your life. How ever, do not say ''one-two-three-four,'' because if anyone says that, you''ll freeze up, lose your train of thought and make a complete fool yourself." The sales rep was ecstatic. He tried it at home and gave his family a fabulous presentation. He tried it at work, and his colleagues replied with standing ovation. Then came the big day. Everything was set up in the boardroom and the CEO signalled him to start. The sales rep whispered under his breath, "One-two-three". Then the CEO asked, "What did you say ''one-two-three'' for what?..
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