Resumo de Hitch - Kevin Bisch

Heart Breakers

What if you could be the perfect lover to the woman you
fancy? See that woman in the short mini-skirt with that perfect smile and the
auburn hair. Yeah the one who wouldn?t give you the time of day or night. What
if Will Smith came out of the movie ?Hitch!!? and showed you the moves. Lets
start with her profile: Short of following her around. Befriend the friends she
hangs out with ?a female chum who would not fall in love with you. Please make
sure your chum is either another girl or a harmless ?joker? the kind who no
lady would take seriously.

Lets profile the girl with auburn hair: Name:
Janice Carter. Digs: Uptown Manhattan. Is a Professor for Columbia
University?s School of Arts in New York City. Likes: Nothing better than a large gin and
tonic after a long weekend. Is into new age dancing and yoga. Current
Relationship Status: Single, was in a three year long relationship
with an abusive boyfriend. Diagnosis: extremely sensitive and vary of
meeting any man. As the common chum would say ?you have a chance in hell man!!!
?

Maybe you Do!!! Meet the Heart Breakers; if life were a pack of
cards they would be the cards of power.

The Sun: The sunny one, the beautiful child joyful and innocent with
golden hair and blue eyes regular All-American good looks with solid American
values.

The Emperor: The rich successful one, who thinks nothing of jetting
off from one country to another. Armani?s, Cartiers he has it all, the
penthouse on the 5th grand Avenue and the mile long limousine, he makes the
rules and only he breaks them.

The Hermit: The eternal loner who has been through a turbulent
relationship. A friend philosopher and guide. As scared of getting into a
relationship as you are. The mentor.

The Prophet: He is often a lawyer or a barrister. He is often cool,
matured and disciplined, the one a girl can go to for advice and consoling. A
very good father figure.

The Lovers: The passionate lover, great for one-night stands. This
person lives by his looks and his charm. Knows when a women needs to be loved.
I would call him the shark!!!

King of Pentacles: This one is swimming in bullions, his eyes
are like cash registers and can tell which part of new york you come from and
what is the value of the pretty number she is wearing tonight. The rich boy,
who spends all his money gambling, on fast cars and faster woman.

King of Wands: The Caring, Warm friend who can light up a room with the
intensity of his smile. He is often a successful entrepreneur, wonderful
handyman around the house, a great listener.

King of Hearts: The eternal
romantic who will present the girl with bouquets and serenade her under a full
moon sky, maybe gift her pretty trinkets for no reason at all. Sometimes his
heart is bigger then his pocket.

King of Swords: This man has been in the armed forces maybe the wild
rocker, or the crazy guy with the tattoo; I just hope he is not the wrestler.
He is someone who has lived by the sword all his life and can fight with his
bare fist. Strong and tough, A very good defender.

The Devil: Okie!!! Even I would not recommend going to him. He is
the last resort, the absolute last. He emits sexual intensity, an in-built
axe-effect system that no women can resist. The eternal bad boy that every
women worth her Gucci accessory will want to reform.

And you My Friend are -

The Fool!!! Treat this conquest as a masquerade. Choose who you want to be
.So you can be the Man of her Dreams!!!!

Oh, By The Way!! Join The Club!!!!

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