Nutty Names
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NUTTY NAMES
1.>>What would call a BAND that your father joined?
A pop group
2.>>What do you call a CAT that eats LEMONS?
A sourpuss
3.>>What do you call a JOGGER in a SAFARI PARK?
A fast food
4.>>What do you call an ancient EGYPTIAN with no teeth?
A gummy mummy
5.>>What do you call the PARROT who dried of after a heavy storm?
Polly unsaturated
6.>>What do call the place where SPOOKS go for their holidays?
A ghost house
7.>>What do call a PET that makes a lot of NOISE?
A trumpet
8.>>What do call a BEAR that plays with PRINCE CHARLES?
A Polo bear
9.>>What do you call a BEE with his own CAR?
A Bee-M-W
10.>>What do you call the illness that MARTIAL ARTS EXPERT catch?
A kung flu
11.>>What do you call the SUPER-HEROES that got run over?
Flatman and Ribbon
12.>>What do you call an uncontrollable CAT?
Impussible
13.>>What does the INVISIBLE man call his parents?
Transparents
14.>>What do you call a dead PARROT?
A polygon
15.>>What do you call a TEACHER who falls asleep in the class?
NOTHING!!!YOU DON''T WANT TO WAKE HIM UP
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