Resumo de Hilarious Incidences

Hilarious incidences
7 SEM /7sept

Today, a shocking incidence took placed .As usual we went for English coaching class. At last our coaching was completed with in 1 hour duration. We came down from apartment for our home visit. I told to shyam ,to take reverse turn of bike & he starts the bike(Suzuki), went away with a speed .i was screaming at him with surprise becoz ,he forgot to take me with him & went away from their with a speed without listening my voice .Atlast, I was trying to get ? what is actually happened? & but it was muzzy. I just think that he was joking. But he really forgot me to take me& again I think that I have to wait for long time becoz when he reached home. Then only he realized his mistake.
Now shyam part, he thought that I was with him & he was questioning about various topic. But, not getting any reply. He swallowed one ditch also with bike, after sometime he seen at his back & shocked .he thought may be dushyant fell down in ditch .so, returned at ditch & then his realized his silly mistake.
Now we meet, I was thrr waiting for him, smiling at our destiny & scolds him a lot.
I said him ?please now let me drive& reach home ?.

8September
Today, I asked from a small boy ?what do u wnt to become in ur life ?
Options (doctor, engg, etc?????.)
He replied ? baap.
It?s shook me & surprised me & we smiled (I & my friends)

9 sept
As usual, I used to go college with my friend.
But today, I had worn tight jeans.
Therefore, I had given my mobile to my friend to keep it.
He kept mobile in his Jean?s pocket.
When, I asked for mobile.
He replied, ?Please rehne de yaar, jeans ki fitting aa rahi hai?

10 sept
Once, I and my friend went to his village.
There, one folk ask: ?bhaiya sabse aacha mobile kitne ka hoga?
I replied firmly, only 34000 rs.
Folk replied: ?bhaiya mobile kharidana hai, gaadi thodi kharidni hai?.
I & my friend see each other?s face & laughed.

Once my dear friend shyam at English coaching teasing a boy continuously .when coaching time over ,shyam ask sorry for his deed .but desperate boy said ?better, u slap me ,rather than be sorry.Shyam made a good slap at fellow?s chin,& said happy now. All mates at coaching were shocked & laughed whispery.

As we know, many people have poor, vocabs. I remembered a nice incidence regarding poor vocabs.when I am in first year of my b.e, I joined a c++ coaching; the fellow who sits near me has very poor vocabs .after writing every line I use to see in nearby ?s notebook .when I seen in fellow copy I see ?relation sheep? in place of relationship. I swear showers of uncontrolled laugh.

As I remember, one nice incidence. We usually have group of 5 friends in which shyam is closest to me. One guy is rohit, shyam & rohit is somewhat close, I can say that becoz they are roommates. They usually make comments on each others.shyam mostly do some naughty act with rohit .I m telling one of them. whenever rohit sleep ,shyam starts rohit mobile?s ring tone ,& give it to rohit with saying ? rohit ur dad in on the call? & rohit takes mobile frm shyam & starts talking ,when not getting any reply ,watched at mobile screen & then towards shyam which is standing aside enjoying the whole scene. we all watch this & laughing without breaks.

Im not remembering the exact date, but it happens many times. Shyam cannot bear sleep means sleep fast at anywhere. Whenever, we use to watch movies especially English movies in English only. Then, my dear friend shyam almost sleeps, due to my terror. Wake up in between the movie and pertaining that he is watching movie with an interest.
On seeing again & again .I told him just go to Ur flat & sleep. But he refused. Then I tell him that if I see Ur closed eyes again then, I will pour the whole water of jug on Ur face. On hearing my words, he stands in a second went to his flat.

Once I m very busy, suddenly my cell phone rings .then as usual like human I pick upthe call & start gossip with the fellow at other side. Suddenly ?wht happens I don?t know- I started searching something. Then in chat with friends I told him -I m searching something. The fellow said-wht,
I replied my cell phone. Then he said-?dear, then wht is in ur hand? & starts laughing.
I really too ashamed own my silly mistake.

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