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Rumsfeld
Plans to invade Iraq are ready, but that spoil-sport Powell disagrees
Sept 1
10k

Hamid Karazai
We need more prostitutes in Kabul, Too many GI''s around
Sept 1
9k

Bin Laden
I dare you open the attachment
Sept 1
260M

Arafat
I am am waiting for an invatation to your ranch
Sept 1
1k

Clinton
If you invite Arafat don''t let him kiss you
Sept 2
13k

Arafat
I gabe instructiuons in Arabic to stop suiciders
Sept 2
19k

Arafat
I am still waiting for your invitation
Sept 2
1k

Arafat
If you invite me I promise not to kiss you
Sept 2
10k

Condolezza Rice
Arafat is spamming your email, don''t answer him
Sept 2
9k

Bin Laden
You coward you still don''t dare to open my email !
Sept 2
261M

Mohamed Ata
You think I;m stupid to kill myself, try and catch me
Sept 3
47k

Arafat
I promise not to kiss Mrs. Bush
Sept 3
1k

Aschroft
We caught a terrorist with a bomb in his crotch?
Sept 3
10k

Rumsfeld
When are we going after Iraq? Wolfowitz is pressuring me
Sept 3
1k

Powell
I have to see you, am I still Secretary of State
Sept 4
1k

Sharon
It looks like I am entering Gaza before you attack Iraq
Sept 4
1k

Kofi Anan
I don''t seem to have any work to do, shall we close down the UN?
Sept 4
6k

Blair
Forget what my wife said, I am on your and Sharon''s side
Sept 4
1k

George Bush, Sr.
Idiot, I told you not to cry in front of the camera
Sept 4
12k

Sharon
Idiot, I told you not tomention Palestinian state
Sept 4
19k

Clinton
Don''t foll around with any of the secretaries I appointed
Sept 4
1k

Sharon
I need more money to fight terrorism
Sept 5
21k

Mubarak
I need more money to fight terrorism
Sept 5
21k

King Abdullah
I need more money to fight terrorism
Sept 5
21k

Mullah Omar
Your Kabul embassy is refusing to give me a visa
Sept 5
11k

Castro
Attached is my invitation for you to visit Cuba
Sept 6
750M

Prince Abdullah
Is the price of oil low enough for you?
Sept 6
54k

Bin Laden
How about meeting in Geneva to iron out our differences?
Sept 6
100M

Milosevic
Help me get out of here and I promise to help Sharon
Sept 6
15k

Saddam
If I resign can I retire in the US?
Sept 6
89k

Mrs. Cheney
Please ask Dick to leave his bunker, 12 months there is enough
Sept 6
1k

AIPAC
Attached is your speech to the UN
Sept 6
1M

AIPAC
So far you''re OK, I gave orders to have Jeb Bush reelected in Florida
Sept 7
99k

Laura Bush
I told you the Pope is not to be addressed at the Dalai Lama
Sept 7
5k

King Abdullah
You didn''t tell me that you plan to attack Iraq from Jordan
Sept 7
1k

Tenet of CIA
We cannot find any prostitutes willing to go to Kabul
Sept 7
8k&nbsroft
I am sending a historic Bible by courier, autographed by God
Sept 7
6k

Bin Laden
Attached is my itenerary for the next year
Sept 7
900M

Falwell
Don''t forget your daily prayers
Sept 7
8k

Al Jazeera TV
We have a new video from Bin Laden, do you want to see it first?
Sept 7
2k

Colin Powell
Please remember that Brazil is in South America, not in Africa
Sept 7
1k

Condolezza Rice
Sharon says he likes my legs, is that why he comes here so often?
Sept 8
3k

Rumsfeld
I suggest we include Germany in the Axis of Evil
Sept 8
3k

Hamid Karazai
Attached is an invitation for you and Mrs. Bush to a wedding in Kabul
Sept 8
100k

Arafat
We ran out of toilet paper at the compound, can you help?
Sept 8
4k

Sharon
If Arafat asks for toilet paper refer him to me
Sept 8
1k

Hamid Karazai
Why pays my salary? We have no money in Kabul
Sept 8
2k

Hamid Karazai
The Afghan is ready to support your invasion of Iraq
Sept 8
2k

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