Jokes 3
(james moylan)
A wife, frustrate by her husbands bone idleness around the hous. especiaily in the DIY department, sees couse for concern one day when the toilet clogs up, she decides to ask him if he will see to it, and is greeted with a guff, what do i look like a toilet cleaner? the next day the waste disposal unit packs up, summioning all her courage she says, sorry to bother you my dear . The wast disposals broken , would you try to fix it for me, What do i look like some sort of plumber? Get me a beer, and sod of, to cap it all the next day the washing machine gouse on the blink,and taking her life in her hands, the wife addresses the sofa bound slob, darling i know your busy but the washing machine packd up, ho, and i suppose i look like a bloody washing machine man do i . Finaly fed up she calls three diffrent repairmen to come and fix her appliances. That evning she informes her husband about this. He frownes and says how much will it cost. Well they said i could pay them by baking a cake, or sex, she says,. What tipe of cake did you bake, he growls.. Who do i look like. Delia Smith.
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