Men Are Hard To Please
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Kissing is a habit, making love is a game, boys get all the pleasure, girls get all the pain, he says he loves you and you believe it's true, but when your stomach starts to swell he says the hell with you!!! 16 min of pleasure, 9 months of pain, 3 days in the hospital, a baby with no name. the baby is a bastard the mother is a whore, it never would of happened if the rubber hadn't
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Marriage jokes WOMAN
When a woman is 18, she is a football - 22 men going after her.
When she is 28, she is a hockey ball - 8 men going after her.
When she is 38, she is a golf ball - 1 man hitting her.
When she is 48, she is a pingpong ball - 2 men pushing to each other.
MAN At 20 - A man is like a coconut; so much to offer, so little to give.
At 30 - He is like a durian; dangerous but delicious.
At 40 - He is like a water-melon; big, round juicy.
At 50 - He is like a mandarin orange; the season comes once in a year.
At 60 - He is just like a raisin; dried out, wrinkled & cheap.
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