Women Against Soccer World Championship
(Susana Parducci)
Dear Ladies of all the world..., women of every countries. Our fight is about to begin! The Soccer world Championship!...Yes, that one that will put to an end our moments of peace and home harmony! Start forgetting, for a long time, your beloved and loving men. They will only have eyes to see the matches. A strange spell will take over every male being in the planet. Their looks lost...hipnotizd by that ball that will go round from here to there. They and the Championship will be the only absolute stars for this months. The shared dinners will end, the talks, and don´t even think about watching another show or do zapping! No! It´s forbidden! As it´s also forbidden to cross in front of the blessed television machine, to take something forgotten Mistake! Search for everything beforehand, take your food and go to a Spiritual Home Retirement. Appropiate moment for a forced introspection. They will be in body, yes, but their ideas and their whole being will have definite goals:a ball, players, archs, umpires, corner, ofside,..and many other things. Women, the staring that this esferic thing will provoke in them, will leave no place for fight. Let´s resing our small or big projects; let´s draw a plan in silence. And don´t even think about speaking during this sportive meetings! That would be a total mistake. This beautiful and paradise like fields will be seen at mornig, evening and night.Yes, my darling friends in disgrace, all day! Let´s let them enjoy then, let´s do something we never did: a course, an aerobics class, tai chi, all that we always wanted to do and he always looked down on. See the positive side of this! For them, during this time, you will be invisible women. They will fall for another, the TV! And as you can´t go against them, join them woman! And from time to time (even when your voice won´t be so realistic) scream goal!! This will be the only moment when you will get a hug and he will see you are still there. And now remember this words, that I tell you with affection...is THE SOCCER WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP IS HERE!
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