Resumo de Why We Like The British

Why we like the British?.

Commenting on a
complaint from a Mr.Arthur Purdey about a large gas bill,a
spokesman for North West Gas Said,?We agree it was rather
high for the time of yeaer. It?spossible Mr.Purdey ahs
been charged for the gas used up during the explosion that
destroyed his house.? The Police reveals that a woman
arrested for shoplifting had a whole salami in her
underwear. When asked why,she said it was because she was
missing her Italian boyfriend. The Irish police is being
handicapped ina search for a stolen van,because they cannot
issue a description. It?s a Special Branch vechicle and
they don?t want the public to know what it looks like. A
young girl who was blown out to sea on a set of inflatable
teeth was rescued by a man on an inflatable lobster. A
coast guard spokesman ommented?This sort of thing is all
too common.? At the height of the gale, the harbourmaster
radioed a coastguard and asked him to estimate the wind
speed However, if it was any help, the wind had just blown
his land rover off the cliff. Mrs.Irene Graham of Thorpe
Avenue,Boscombe,delighted the audience with her
reminiscence of the German Prisoner of war who was sent
each week to do her garden. He was repatriated at the end
of the 1945, whe recalled. ?He?d always seemed a nice
friendly chap, but when the crocuses came up in the middle
of our lawn in February 1946, they spelt out ?Heil
Hitler?.? ?Ladies and Gentlemen,I do apologise for me
dalay to your service. I know you?re all dying to get
home,unless,of course,you happen to be married tomy ex-
wife, in which case you?ll want to cross over to the
westbound and og in the opposite direction?. ?Your delay
this evening is caused by the line controller suffering
from E&B syndrome:not knowing his elbow from his
backside. I?ll let know any further information as soon
as I?m given any?. Do you want the good news first or the
bad news is that there is a had a great time. The bad
news is that there is a points failure somewhere between
Stratford and east ham, which means we probably won?t reach
our destination.? ?We can?t move off because some idiot
has their hand stuck in te door.? ?To the gentleman
wearing the long grey coat trying to gety on the second
carriage- what part of?stand lear of the doors? don?t you
understand? ?May I remind all passengers that there is
trictly no smoking allowed on any part of the undergroun.
However, if you are amoking a joint, it?s only fair that
you pass it roun the rest of the carriage.?

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