Resumo de The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe

contrary to belief., the universe did not start with a big bang.. it was more of a squishy squelch.
and when the restaurant at the end of the universe opened its doors to the public, it was with more of a squelchy squish.
also, contrary to belief, doughlas adams had a mentor...how else could such an otherwise.... couch potato of all things.... that could walk and crawl be enticed away from his favourite pastime...doodling on a thinkpad ...on a very comfortable couch ... to do some squishily squelchy thinking about the future?...of the restaurant at the end of the universe and a lot of other squelchily squishy things?
but little did he know that his mentor...albert einstein was a paranoid schizophrenic.... no relation to the albert einstein who , being the genius that he was, delved deep into the mysteries of the universe and to the regret of everyone took away some of the mystery that had so far cloaked the birth of the universe.
now albert einstein...i think it would be better to refer to him as albert einstein II believed that the birth of the universe was not a silent one...it was more of a squishy squelch.
and the various things that came later were a ...lot of noisy things...for instance it was his beief that the planet earth made a rather squelchy squish during summer and a squelchy squish that was a few octaves higher when in winter.
which gave doughlas adams all kinds of nightmares.he wished he had never met albert einstein
the II ...all that squishy squelching and squelchy squishing were making him all the more squishily squelchy in his approach to work, life...and the worst of it all...the noisiest...family.
and it did not help that albert einstein II ... being a paranoid schizophrenic made things even more squishily difficult for him...he had this furtive habit of looking over his shoulders a few times during the course of even the shortest conversation.
and he would stare at strangers. total and absolute strangers.As if they had committed a crime.
which took a squelchy load off doughlas adam's squishy shoulders when albert einstein II suggested that they meet only at the restaurant at the end of the universe.
and to make things even more squishily difficult, he made a living being a shamus. his last case had been that of a multi-millionaire whose wife had run away with his accountant.
and when mooning over a drink at the restaurant at the end of the universe...relating what a bad day he had had with the multi millionaire, albert einstein II tapped him on his shoulder and pointed to his wristometer... that he had built himself.
it was his contention that everything in the universe that had happened so far or would happen ...would be very squelchy or squishy...or maybe both...about it...and the wristometer could be considered an oracle of sorts.
and giving him a toothy smile he pulled away the sleeve of his longcoat and pointed to the numbers that glowed with an intensity that gave away the location of the multi-millionaire's wife and his accountant.
doughlas adams looked out the windows of the restaurant at the end of the universe and squishily wondered where in the universe they would all be without the squishing and the squelching and albert einstein II.
certainly not at the restaurant at the end of the universe.

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