Pirates For Dummies
(Fievel Reams)
Pirates for Dummies, by Fievel Reams, is the ultimate source
for everything pirate. It will help you become a pirate in 23 days (ARRR!) or
your money back!
Here are just a few of the things you will learn in this
must-have tome: how to growl and spit, how to capture rich luxury liners full
of loot, how to respect the booty, how to swill grog more effectively and
efficiently, ARRR!, who should walk the plank, how long is a standard issue
plank, what to do with booty once you have it, and much, much more! Oh, and it
will most definitely put hair on your chest. But it won?t make you look like
Johnny Depp or Orlando Bloom. Sorry.
Just read a few testimonials from friends of mine:
ARRRRRR!!! ? Jeff Phaup
ARRRRRRR!!!!! ? Neil Loughrie
Me likey grog!!!! ? Jason Cosby
And Pirates for Dummies is not just for the boys either.
Want to become a first class wench? There is an entire chapter on wenching and
being a pirates? barmaid as well.
This is the same handbook that the Pirate Club at The
University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill (USA) uses to run every single
meeting! Blackbeard was from North Carolina so
people from North Carolina
are an authority on pirates and you can probably trust them.
Disclaimer: This book is NOT associated with the rest of the
For Dummies series and is NOT to be
confused with Yachting For Dummies or
Flan Making For Dummies. Anyone
attempting to actually walk a plank, chug pints of grog, fight with real
swords, or actually have a question answered at the Department of Motor
Vehicles is not the responsibility of the author of this abstract. How about
the author of the book? Go for it, not my problem.
Resumos Relacionados
- Managing For Dummies
- Why And Why Not To Trust A Pirate
- Why And Why Not To Trust A Pirate
- Treasure Island
- Waiting For The Right Time
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