Resumo de Translation Into Italian

Alle volte è difficile credere in cose strane.
Gliding along in my XT version 500 super quadulator through the cosmos I enjoyed the last of my utopo herbs as the autopilot plotted me on course to planet Earth. It would be my first journey to the planet and a necessary part of the intergalactic training, which was at its final stage of completion. I was already missing the serenity of my own planet, Upqual, what with its advanced solar energy matrix, hard to describe to those of earthly 3 dimensional existence. It would be easier just to say that it is a paradise greater than your mind can imagine.
Our people exist in spirit form and are free to explore all the celestial realms, and I Kashu Vimir have been sent to earth by the Greenlight who govern with righteousness my planet Upqual. Greenlight is an organisation that comprises of all illumined and enlightened universal beings from all planes who work in harmony for the Most High Sustainer of all known and unknown universes. The power and love of our Most High and Most Compassionate God is beyond definition by any standards, and Greenlight are seeing to the restructuring and re alignment, spiritually of all life forms for their approval and entry to Zion. Zion which is the most wonderful of all celestial abodes and the home of God.
It is with honour that I go to this place Earth to study its inhabitants for 6 months for the purpose of collecting data, analysing any problems so that Greenlight can make the necessary solutions if need be. Earth life had been designated for termination due to the negative ether discharged from the plane constantly and it had recently increased dramatically ringing universal alarm bells. The negative ether level is higher than ever seen before and as many before me I am to be sent to investigate why after which I will complete my training and become a member of Greenlight the most noble federation in the galaxy.The utopo herbs put me in a nice mood and as I laid back in my chair having trans neural orgasms I visualised what this place earth would be like. I?d seen pictures in training manuals but I?d also been told that nothing can quite compare you for the impact it has on the senses. I ignored my doubts about what lay ahead of me and listened to some music from Passau and the Pleidians, a soothing high vibrational music played at the correct atomic frequencies. You see, in our solar system we are way ahead of man, we don?t have no wars no famine no murders no sickness only love in abundance and the highest of moral codes, that?s why in our infinite bliss our leaders felt it necessary to experience the lower vibratonary planes in order for our race to excel even further in terms of becoming even more divine in our practices. Hence here I was on a direct transitionary path to earth to complete what would later become my honorary degree in intergalactic empathetic compassionism. Part of me felt like fucking off to Quabong for a solid couple of days of vice far from view of my superiors who condemned Quabong as the centre of universal vice and barbaric practices. Oh yes and I curse now and I?ve got a bit of a strong accent. I had to have full human assimilation of behavioural patterns as there world was totally different to mine and if I was to survive I had to be familiar with their operations. I have been equipped with a body and have been told that I will have my first shit within 24 hours as the body gets used to eating food for the first time this I am dreading. What they never told us young ones when we were growing up was that it was also positioned on the universal strip and was home to the most beautiful quabongian females. If your not familiar with quabongian females and the depth of their beauty let me relay a quick story for you before I carry on. In my youth days around the age of 498 me and a friend of mine from the zeta reticuli star system used to have great fun stealing humans from the attilian compounds. The attilian compounds where used mainly by the oggs for the purpose of human research. The oggs were a condemned creature and to be subject to Gods almighty wrath in the last days, however this did not stop them trying study man who they knew was made in the image of the creator hence they thought they had the technology to thwart such judgement and conducted many experiments on humans to try and capture their divine essence for themselves. Anyway, me and my friend light projected 18 million light years away to

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