The Vacation
(Yogesh Narayan Singh)
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away.
The undertaker told the Husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here,in the Holy Land, for $150."
The man thought about it for a few seconds and then told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife's dead body home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"
The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
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