Smsjokes Part 2
1) Some day you may lose your hair,
Lose your teeth,
Your money, and even your mind.
But one thing you will never lose is your good looks,
Because you can?t lose what you don?t have.
2) Hi I need one girl to marry.
Age no bar, color no bar.
Height no bar, caste no bar,
But the girl?s father must have his own bar,
3) Friends come and go, me --------????
Never, I will stay and trouble as long as I can!.
4) A friend is 1% funny, 2% sweet, 3% caring, 4% loving,
And 90% smart and good looking.
That?s why am your friend.
5) don?t be so open minded
your brain may fall out.
6) We sms eash other because you think,
I am nice, I think you are nice, you think
I am cool, I think you are cook, you think
I am sweet, I think you are sweet, you think
I am smart, I think you are right.
7) one day there will be you and me only.
You and me playing, you and me laughing,
You and me crying, you and me dancing,
You and me only.
You and me in a mental hospital.
?me? visiting ?you?
8) One day a monkey looked into the mirror and said:
Oh my ugly face my fat nose, and killed himself
Promise me dear you won?t look at a mirror
9) A day will finally come when the whole world
Will celebrate your name your fame,
Your personality your thoughts, your ideas,
That day will be known as 1st april.
10) You have an unique brain.
Generally brain have two parts.
right and left.
You have nothing right in the left brain,
and nothing left in the right brain.