Resumo de Abbey Our Terms Of Business

Cannot meet a friend ... very busy ... phone back later ... phoning all the way from
London ... why! for heavens' sake!

Well, to oil the wheels of commerce ... to keep business booming between our two
cities ... Istanbul and London ... to get it together without further delay. The objectives
were achieved ... finally, Istanbul University has bought my book and again to
create total euphoria over again ... Turkish Language Schools Principal has agreed too, that he is buying my book ... ROCK ME ... www.publishamerica.com genre: Poetry available FIRST TIME EVER in the UK in 2007!
so sales are up .... Iwas browsing in London and got a big booklet from Abbey at Hammersmith
and I enquired from the Official "can I have this please!" "Of course" was his
reply.

The booklet explains .. Abbey's terms of business .. in fact a friend -a
engineer of note - told me all about the deal ... so I was ready, armed, and
willing ..

I now know something about Banking and Savings ... though I have yet to hit
record heights with commission ... still that's to come ...

How to observe the banking code ... I am word perfect ... with help from my
friend The engineer ...

Confidentiality ... my friend and I talk "in code" ... so that's absolutely perfect,
also.

Am I unhappy with the Abbey? Land Sakes! I am as happy as a sandboy or in my case a
sandgirl ... I have everything just so in my life ... it's absolutely "perfect".

But, Do I wish to make a complaint! Well, I suppose I would like a loan to buy
that flat in Istanbul at ¤15,000 . from your Banking House Sir since I lodge my
pay with you without a question like a loyalist of old I never blink an eyelid
and I pay the lot in on a regular basis.

My friend the Engineer advised me to write a note and request the money ... well!
because that's exactly what he did and he got exactly the right amount and bought himself TWO
flats!

Well! I have plucked up courage and written off a letter about this very issue ...

And what did I receive! You've guessed itanother letter on how to write a letter ... a note
about writing notes and a statement about my statements ... all I need now is
a loan about my loan ... and a big helping hand from the spy who came in from
the cold who seems to watch my every move!

I have become furtive ... and I now take all my banking business back to the flat
so nobody but nobody sees the slightest glimpse of my banking code ...
and even the booklet is kept in a secret briefcase.

Interesting reading in today's Banking Code Booklet from The Abbey London,
England. .... excellent stuff ... keep on .. well reading ..

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