Live & Learn....
(george carlin)
aging according to george carlin doyou realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old >is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited >about aging that you think in fractions. > > > >"How old are you?" "I'm four and a half!" You're never thirty-six and a >half. You're four and a half, going on five! That's the key. > > >You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the >next number, or even a few ahead. > > >"How old are you?" "I'm gonna be 16!" You could be 13, but hey, you're >gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life . . you become 21. >Even the words sound like a ceremony . YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!! > > > >But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like >bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, >you're Just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed? > > > >You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you're PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the >brakes, it's all slipping away. Before you know it, you REACH 50 > >and your dreams are gone. > > >But wait!!! You MAKE it to 60. You didn't think you would! > > >So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50 and MAKE it to 60. > > >You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a >day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday! > > > >You get into your 80s and every day is a complete cycle; you HIT lunch; >you TURN 4:30; you REACH bedtime. And it doesn't end there. Into the >90s, you start going backwards; "I Was JUST 92." > > >Then a strange thing happens. If you make it over 100, you become a >little kid again. "I'm 100 and a half!" > >May you all make it to a healthy 100 and a half!! > > >HOW TO STAY YOUNG > > > >1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. >Let >the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay "them " > > > >2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down. > > >3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, >whatever. Never let the brain idle. "An idle mind is the devil's workshop." >And the devil's name is Alzheimer's. > > > >4. Enjoy the simple things. > > >5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath. > > >6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person, who >is with us our entire life, is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are alive. > > >7. Surround yourself with what you love, whether it's family, >pets,keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge. > > > >8. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, >improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help. > > >9 Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, even to the next >county; to a foreign country but NOT to where the guilt is. > > > >10. Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity. > > > >AND ALWAYS REMEMBER: > >Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the >moments that take our breath away. > > > >And if you don't send this to at least 8 people - who cares? But do >share this with someone. We all need to live life to its fullest each day!! this is readed article on internet. to know more about me visit http://www.maheshblog.blogspot.com& read the first article....ok
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